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Digital nomading is fucking stupid

Man... it's hard to argue with the sunsets though.

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Digital nomading is one of those ideas that sounds flawless at a distance.

Like communism. Or abs.

From afar, it’s irresistible: ultimate freedom, ultimate flexibility, ultimate life design. A passport, a laptop, a vague sense of superiority over the poor normies chained to offices and commuter trains.

Up close, though?

It’s mostly just cool kids who are in love with an idea, a public image.

Let’s start with the first crack in the fantasy.

Family & friends

“Aww man, you’re gonna be away for my birthday?”

Family life isn’t impossible.

Not without converting what’s sold as “spontaneous freedom” into a full-time operations job. Schools, healthcare, visas, housing, stability — the unsexy machinery of real life doesn’t magically dissolve because you prefer palm trees.

Children, inconveniently, thrive on continuity. Partners, inconveniently, have careers. Life, inconveniently, resists being optimized like a travel blog.

Which leads neatly to the second problem: digital nomadism quietly assumes everyone involved works in the same rarefied slice of the economy.

Try pitching the dream to your partner who’s a nurse.

“Baby, come roam the world with me while I work remotely,” says the software person, as if hospitals are simply being stubborn by not offering remote positions.

“Anyone know a good international accountant? How many days are left on my visa?”

Bureaucracy isn’t going anywhere. Granted, these issues don’t arise until much later on the journey but when they do, they can bite.

Anxiety coupled with decision fatigue building up as your forced to start planning where to go next.

Productivity

“Hold the call, I’m just moving to another spot where the WiFi is better.”

Mobility isn’t universal. It’s a privilege concentrated in specific professions. Dressing that up as a philosophy of freedom is marketing (thanks Nomad List), not insight.

Then there’s the small matter of actually working.

The imagery promises breezy productivity: sunlight, espresso, ocean views.

Reality delivers you hunched over a laptop on a foldable chair. Neck bent. Back hunching. Eyes locked onto a 14-inch screen while your body slowly assembles a lawsuit.

We’ve collectively spent decades discovering that good work benefits from good setups: proper desks, proper chairs, big screens, proper equipment.

Digital nomadism celebrates the regression to “whatever vaguely flat surface is available.”

Freedom is lovely.

So is lumbar support.

Socialising

“Sorry, say that again? I don’t get it…”

But the real cost isn’t physical discomfort. It’s social erosion. Going solo is intoxicating at first. Everything sparkles with novelty. Every landmark feels like a movie set. Every conversation carries the thrill of possibility.

Then novelty fades.

And what’s left is transience.

Meaningful relationships are built on repetition. Shared context. The slow accumulation of familiarity. The deeply unglamorous act of staying put long enough for people to matter.

Digital nomadism works directly against this.

You become excellent at meeting people and strangely incapable of belonging anywhere. A perpetual guest in your own life. Always arriving, always departing.

Loneliness doesn’t crash in like a storm.

It leaks in like a draft.

None of this is an indictment of travel. Or remote work. Or spending time in different places.

It’s an indictment of turning a logistical perk into a lifestyle ideology.

Because the story sold is liberation from constraints.

The experience often becomes a different cage: unstable routines, compromised work environments, fragile relationships, thin social ties.

All wrapped in sunsets.

Most people, most of the time, benefit from something far less cinematic and far more durable:

A stable base.

A decent chair.

People who know your name without checking your Airbnb profile.

The truly radical alternative isn’t perpetual motion.

It’s accepting that you don’t need to turn your entire existence into a travel montage.

Just work a job (or permanently relocate).

Book a holiday.

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